50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling.
As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.
As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.
I’m re-reblogging for that last one.
Sooooo…the fact that I may be moving to freakin NASHVILLE in as little as 5 pay periods hit me today. Like…I’ll be moving 758 miles away from everything and everyone I’ve ever known. I’m so SO excited, but I’m going to miss my daddy and my dogs. (and maybe my mom and brothers, but they’re annoying me right now)
PS I kind of want a hashtag to use on here/instagram to track my adventures once I’m down here..if anyone has any ideas, let me know!
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”